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Trip to Mahabaleshwar

After I was successfully married, my spouse and I decided to take time off work and other responsibilities and go for a trip. The place finalized was Mahabaleshwar. So we packed our backpacks and headed for our dream tour for 3 long days. It was winter season and we had notions that it would be cold over there. So, our Backpacks contained mostly of woollen clothes. But to our dismay the cold hadn’t settled in yet. The average Climate in winter season goes down to 8 to 9 deg normally. Though at that time the temperature was between 16 to 18 deg during evening and a little less after the sun had set. But during afternoon the temperature raised up to 24 deg. We had pre-booked a Resort named Ramsukh for our fine stay. It’s the best resort cum hotel in the entire Mahabalehswar, Located in old Mahabaleshwar some 9 k.m. from the main Market. It can so far be termed as the best Resort in entire Mahabaleshwar coz of the Ambience, View and the helpful & generous staff. Also the food here was excellent. The Main facilities provided by the management were Activities from 3p.m movie to 5p.m games to 7p.m Housie to 8p.m activity to 9:30 p.m disco. The view from the hotel was Breathtaking. Check out the image below, this one was taken from my room’s lone window.

If one tilts a little to their right side, one would see the following view from the same window:

The main Part in the entire Jai Jai Ramsukh was the Jungle Trek, provided complementary by the Hotel. This Activity, conducted at 7:30 am, is one of the finest experiences one can have while visiting Mahabaleshwar. And if you think I am exaggerating, then you will find yourself proven wrong after reading even further or at the max it will only take you to believe it is visit the place in person. And it’s worth every penny you spend of your hard earned money.

                In the peak of the morning dew at 7:30 a.m. we, me and My Spouse started off for our journey through the midst of the tree clad muddy path with a guide cum entertainer named Mr. Dominique. He was a real cool dude, who made us sweat at a temperature of 12 deg. He was also in charge of the Housie and Activity games conducted at the hotel’s pool side. It was a well decided path that took us an hour for the entire tour Half hour both ways. The following pic depicts what exactly I am trying to say:

And that is Dominique. He was well versed with the entire path, as though it was his second home. If we would had gone on our own we would get really lost in the woods that was for sure. He guided us thru the beauty of this wonderful Almighty’s creation and made our journey worthwhile. Due to the Dew, the smell of freshness was ruling the atmosphere and the sweet smell of mud was tinkling our senses. With every high rise in salary, you all get the benefit of high tax deductions and same was the case with us. Due to the moisture on the rocks, our shoes slipped every now and then and we fell numerous times, but thank to Mother Nature for providing us with trees to save our fall by clinging on to them.  Here is another Pic of the scenic beauty that we were swearing too:

                Just going around trees and jumping some rocks on our path, we suddenly came to an open ground. This reminded me of one of my favourite TV series LOST. It was like when we were running around trees, between them, under them and sometimes over them and then suddenly reach to a pleatue covered with high grass and no trees, Plain land all around us. This was the best scenario with us. This was even more breathtaking.

                Dominique then pointed to the Cliff (from right), far behind in the above pic. He said that it’s our target and we have to achieve it. By this time we were almost exhausted and decided to take a bit of rest. We were as excited as a 5 year old opening his Birthday present, hoping to find great surprise in it. Soon we started for our quest to seek the well set goal, finely visible to each neuron of our pupil. We were enjoying the entire scene so deeply that we found our self noticing each and every detail of the perfect lush green surrounding. At some point in time, we found our self approaching a near dry stream of water, emerging from the top of the mountain. This was the hot spot for rest and some photography:

Not much clear though but a really scenic beauty to watch for bare eyes. Now he tipped us that we are very near to our destination and within no time we were all numb to see what was in front of us. It was not something that can be missed in a lifetime. Something like this should be accessible to all eyes. Take a look for yourself.

I would have jumped from this cliff, if I knew paragliding or even If I would have had a Parachute to support my big leap. But to my dismay, it was time for us to return to our normal world. Heartbroken we began to walk back, but then suddenly Dominique decided to do something more interesting. The above pic was taken standing above the edge of the cliff from where the stream passes and turns in to a waterfall hereafter. So he told us that we are moving upstream, climbing the path of the “to be” river. Since monsoon was over, the stream was all dried up, but the moisture of the morning dew was settled completely on the rocks, that were laid on the entire way, which would make our trek more slippery. But it was worth a Shot and so we went for it. Here is the glimpse of it:

We reached the same spot where we had earlier rested, some while ago, following up the rocks. This particular act made us staggering for more, but now we made our self prepared to call it End-of-the-day. So with this final task also was completed the adventure and now anything remained was to wish goodbye to the whistling winds of the plateau region and keep for our self the wonderful memories that we had gained through the trip. We slowly walked our way back to the hotel room wondering whether to have a hot shower or to go back to sleep. On our way back we were astonished to see foot prints of wild boar, a creature from the local wild life. The final verdict would be to rate it 10 on 10 not just for this wonderful Forest Trek, but for the entire Resort. It is surely the most pleasant trip to Mahabaleshwar I’ve ever had.

Editor Mumbai (Times of India) to the Prime Minister

The following was a mail to me...

LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER

Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima. 

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him.  Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj

Chandralok 'A" Wing, Flat No 104

97 Nepean Sea Road

Mumbai 400 036

Phone 98210-71194

The Interval

With the sudden illumination, the area became a bit noisy. I looked at my right and left and both of my friends looked as puzzled as I was. The Theatre was packed with occupied chairs and I was wondering as if all of the people present were engaged by their thoughts or were really enjoying the movie, coz I heard someone saying “What was that?” from the crowd pointing to the glamorous screen. I had lost almost 4 pounds for watching the movie; from my bank account that is and was still worrying “why did I choose to watch this movie?” But now was the best time of the whole evening with friends stuff, yes the Interval. I was aware that whatever I eat here is going to spoil my appetite for the later dinner and also it’s going to add some extra pounds to my weight, but I was helpless. After watching such a movie and that too only partially completed, I was sure I can have some enjoyment. One of my friends began to rise from the seat, I quickly game him a hundred bucks dictating him my order and made him repeat it so that he won’t mess it up. There I was sitting in an almost empty theater, with loud music banging my head and still the noise from the chit chatting was killing its existence. I was still disturbed by the scenes I saw prior to the Interval, so I moved on to discuss it with my other friend. When I looked at him, he gave me a weird look, as if I had kidnapped him and had bought him here which he felt was like a mass torture room. I could have kept quiet and let the time pass but all I had to do was to say “Wassup!!!” It was then he began to pounce at me with all sorts of bad words and scraps he had learnt all these years. It took me 7 min to calm him down and make him understand that I was as irritated as he was, and offered him some Coke that had arrived to my seat, all credits to my friend. As I was about to enjoy my soft meal, I heard a loud scream from behind. We all turned back to find a girl who had her hands covering her mouth with eyes almost closed and looking directly to something on the ground. I felt something must be really wrong as crowd began to gather around her. We Musketeers also decided to have a look at what misery might had happened. Even I was surprised to see what had taken place. In a couple of minutes two men from the cleanliness department arrived with brooms and cardboard planks at the scene and picked up the mouse which the girl might have killed with her high heeled shoes, poking her heels directly into the mouse’s bottom. The poor rat wouldn’t even have a chance to defend itself. That incident shook up the whole theatre and we were all asked to move outside the hall, so that they can search and clean up the whole place so that such incidents don’t happen in the rest of the movie. It is now that the reputation of the multiplex is jeopardized and the manager realized it too soon to avoid any big tragedy to take place. Before we could think anything else we were all approached by the manager and he ordered his crew to handover a supplement to everyone in the while of his managerial speech. In the final part of his ‘we are this and that speech’, I realized he had bribed us all to keep our mouth shut and never talk of this shit by giving us free tickets for any show anytime and any movie of our choice valid up to the next 3 months. I really enjoyed the entire atmosphere that was aroused and I got extra time of my favorite part of movie. I somehow figured out the reason that there are intervals in the movie for two important reasons – 1) To earn extra income for the theatre by selling over priced snacks and 2) So that the masses can get over their bitterness for the first part of the movie and can be prepared for the remaining part to be screened. As all this was over we entered the theatre to see the rest of the movie. It was then the end of the Intermission.